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WHAT TO DO IF YOU RUN OVER YOUR NEIGHBOR'S CAT
* Wedge the cat under the neighbor's tire so they think they did it. * Paint a hexagram on their front lawn and put the cat in the middle so they think that crazy Satanist did it. * Throw the cat into your other neighbor's yard. * Put the cat in a tree. Call the fire department and let them try to explain it. * Drive over the rest of the cats in the neighborhood and claim that you're on a "Mission From God."
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