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COMPUTER PROVERBS
* Home is where you hang your @. * The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. * A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. * You can't teach a new mouse old clicks. * C:\ is the root of all directories. * Don't put all your hypes in one home page. * Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish. * The modem is the message. * Too many clicks spoil the browse. * The geek shall inherit the earth. * A chat has nine lives. * Don't byte off more than you can view. * Fax is stranger than fiction. * What boots up must come down. * Windows will never cease. * In Gates we trust.(?) * Virtual reality is its own reward. * Modulation in all things. * A user and his leisure time are soon parted. * Know what to expect before you connect. * Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice. * Speed thrills. * Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
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