MALE DRINKING HABITS

 

The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

Domestic Beer:   He's poor and wants to get laid.

Good Beer:   He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

Wine:  He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

Whiskey:  He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

Tequila:   Piss off, all you wankers, I'm gonna go shag something.

White Zin:   He's gay.

 

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