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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO YOUR DATES PARENTS
* "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore." * "Show me how you used to spank her." * "Hi, I'm Hoopla69." * "Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?" * "I just got my license today." * "I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature." * "Five bucks says she's a D-cup." * "Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?" * "Hi. I'm Robert, but my friends call me 'Back Door Bob.'" * "So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?"
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