SANTA'S GREETING CARD

 

Money is scarce
Times they are hard,
Here's your damn
Old Christmas Card!
Inflation has taken away
The things that I hold most dear,
My workshop...my reindeer...my sleigh.
Now I'm making my rounds on a donkey
He's old...he's crippled...he's slow.
So you'll know if I don't see you at Christmas
That I'm out on my ass in the snow!

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Love, Santa

 

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