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* Materials needed for Torts 101 include a baking sheet and apron. * Morely Safer and his camera crew are on campus more often than you are. * If you last the entire eight weeks, Sally Struthers personally signs your diploma. * Admission test, found on back of a matchbook, requires you to draw Marcia Clark's briefs. * Faculty recruited from the exercise yard. * The Dean once failed to get James Earl Jones acquitted on a charge that he "talks like a sissy." * Professors always accept 5th Amendment as an excuse for not turning in homework. * Every question answered with, "You can't handle the truth!" * Two words: Dean Wapner * Three hours a day of chasing a little metal ambulance around a dog track. * In mock trials, the judge always sentences you to a spanking. * Today's lecture: "Fight for Your Right to Party," by visiting professor Adam "The King AdRock" Horovitz. * Your roommate is on a "John Gotti Scholarship." * Can't see the blackboard over Axl Rose's hair. * The white wigs and black robes may be a tradition, but there's no explaining the lipstick, garter belts, and high heels.
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