REASONS FOR BEING ITALIAN

 

- In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes.

- Not embarrassed to wear fur.

- No need to worry about tax returns.

- Glorious military history... well, till about 400 a.d.

- Can wear sunglasses inside.

- Political stability.

- Flexible working hours.

- Live near the Pope.

- Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair.

- Country run by Sicilian murderers.

 

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