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| REASONS FOR BEING FRENCH
* When speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * Experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * You get to eat insect food like snails and frog's legs. * If there's a war you can surrender really early. * You don't have to read the subtitles on those late night films on TV. * You can test your own nuclear weapons in other people's countries. * You can be ugly and still become a famous film star. * Allow Germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. * You don't have to bother with toilets, just shit in the street. * People think you're a great lover even when you're not.
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