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| REASONS FOR BEING IRISH
- Guinness. - 18 children because you can't use contraceptives. - You can get into a fight just by marching down someone's road. - Pubs never close. - Can use Papal edicts on contraception passed in the second Vatican Council of 1968 to persuade your girlfriend you can't have sex with a condom on. - You've blown up the Queen's horses! - Old Bushmills. - Stew. - More Guiness. - Eating stew and drinking Guiness in an Irish pub at 3 in the morning after a bout of sectarian violence.
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