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| NEW YORK CITY PEDESTRIAN TIPS
- The city does not employ so-called "wallet inspectors." - Remember: regular hot dogs do not have fingernails. - Yelling at cabdrivers in English wastes your time and theirs. - John Gotti always has the right of way. - Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental records on you. - Don't lick food from a stranger's beard. - It's bad manners to lie down inside someone else's chalk body outline - Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers - If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it. - If it doesn't smell like chili, it probably isn't.
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