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THE DEEP FREEZE
Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven's gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter. Jimmy: "How did you get here?" Johnny: "Hypothermia. You?" Jimmy: "You won't believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my wife of unfaithfulness and searched the whole house without any luck. Then I felt so badly about the whole thing I had a massive heart attack." Johnny: "Oh, man, if you had checked the walk-in freezer we'd both be alive!"
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