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HOW TO MAKE YOUR HUSBAND CRAZY
* Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. * Organize his workshop, dresser top, or other special place. * Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings. * Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds. * Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side. * Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time. * Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does." * Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations." * Have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced. * Reverse his contact lenses in their case. * Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film. * Superglue the pages of his Little Black Book together.
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