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THINGS TO DO WHILE TAKING YOUR DRIVER'S TEST
* Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand. * Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Buckle up!" * Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one. * Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of Saran Wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat. * When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake. * When the examiner tells you to stop, pop the hood clutch and say, "Oops!" * Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the gas again?" * After the examiner gets in the car, pop the hood, and get out and check the oil. * Fill your car with beer bottles. * The whole time driving, talk about how Aunt Gertrude smells like mothballs. * Tell the Registrar that you are taking the remedial test. * In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner. * Swear at everybody on the road.
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