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* ... have my nipples chewed off by a pack of wild dogs than... * ... suck the snot out of a gorilla's nose until the back of his head caves in than... * ... masturbate with a cheese grater than... * ... slide down a barbed wire banister into a bucket of alcohol than... * ... stick my genitals in a bees nest than... * ... crush my foreskin between two tables whilst being bitch whipped by a fat, mustached geek named Spyros than... * ... have a porcupine inserted violently into my rectum than... * ... drink a gallon of turpentine and piss on a forest fire than... * ... suck cow snot through a straw than... * ... sandpaper a wildcat's ass than... * ... watch Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne mud wrestle in the nude than... * ... bungee jump with the harness tied to my penis with your mom lying naked in the landing zone than... * ... pork a polar bear in a phone booth than... * ... spend ten hours getting a tattoo on my back and then find out it's the wrong one than... * ... cram my dick in the ass of a bear with inflamed hemorrhoids than... * ... have the ten strongest 300 pound linemen in the NFL play tug of war with my nut sack, each side of 5 pulling a separate nut in a different direction than... * ... try to open a beer bottle with my sphincter and not a twist off either than... * ... have my lower legs stripped with a wood planer and then wear wool socks in August than... * ... stick my nose up someone's ass after he just finished taking a shit than... * ... shave my poison-ivy covered legs with a dull barber's razor and no water or soap than... * ... French kiss a barracuda than... * ... poke a Grizzly Bear in the ass with a short stick than... * ... nail my dick to the middle of a 2x4 and set both ends on fire and try to get loose with a butter knife than... * ... stick a Hartz flea brush up my ass and jog a mile than... * ... have sex with Pee Wee Herman in the daylight, without a bag to put over his head than... * ... drink for a week from the septic tank of the 700 pound man next door than... * ... wipe my anus with barbed wire than... * ... insert and break a slender glass rod in my penis and then tie it in a knot than... * ... run naked through a rosebush garden then jump into a pool filled with chlorine than... * ... lie under an elephant with diarrhea, in August, with my mouth propped open than... * ... ride a donkey naked through the desert with snapping turtles attached to my nipples than... * ... be tied to a chair and forced to listen to Barry Manilow tunes while having my tonsils removed with a rusty spoon than...
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