BILL CLINTON'S PICK-UP LINES

 

* Have you ever made it with the leader of the free world?

* Have you ever made it with a "crooked" politician?

* No, that's not a boomerang in my pocket.

* Do you want to be an intern and "serve" under me?

* Hillary might be the First Lady, but you certainly wont be the last.

* Come with me to the Oval Office, I have a "position" in mind for you.

* I enjoy puttin' "Big Macs" in my mouth...what about you?

* Are you from Baghdad?   Because you've got a great "I-RACK."

* Honey, you stimulate my economic package.

* MYYY...that's such a pretty blue dress.  That's wrinkle free material isn't it?

 

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