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COMPUTER TERMS FOR REDNECKS
BACKUP: What you do when you run over a skunk in the woods. BAR CODE: Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern. BUG: The reason you give for calling in sick. BYTE: What your pitbull dun to cusin Jethro. CACHE: Needed when you run out of food stamps. CHIP: Pasture muffins that you try not to step in. COMPUTER TERMINAL: Time to call the undertaker. CRASH: When you go to Junior's party uninvited. DIGITAL: The art of counting on your fingers. DISKETTE: A female Disco dancer. FAX: What you lie about to the IRS. HACKER: Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking. INTERNET: Where cafeteria workers keep their hair. KEYBOARD: Where you hang the keys to the John Deere. MAC: Big Bubba's favorite fast food. MEGAHERTZ: How your head feels after 17 beers. MODEM: What ya do when the grass gets too high. MOUSE PAD: Where Mickey and Minnie live. NETWORK: Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line. ONLINE: Where you stay when taking the sobriety test. ROM: Where the pope lives. SCREEN: Helps keep the skeeters off the porch. SERIAL PORT: A red wine you drink with breakfast. SUPERCONDUCTOR: Amtrak's Employee of the year. SCSI: What you call your week-old underwear.
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