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2000 BEARS SCHEDULE
The Chicago Bears 2000 schedule and changes. September 15................Tefft Junior High School October November 3..................Illinois Venereal
Disease Clinic SPECIAL MONDAY NIGHT GAME December 9..................Wrigleyville Gay Boys Club
** RULE CHANGES FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - When playing polio patients, the Bears must not disconnect knee braces. 2 - When playing the Blind Academy, the Bears must not hide the football under their jerseys.
** RULES THE SAME FROM LAST YEAR ** 1 - A touchdown (this is when the ball is carried over the goal line for all you Bears fans that have never seen this ) it is still worth 6 points. 2 - The Bears will be allowed 20 men on the field at all times. 3 - The Bears will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time. 4 - The Bears will be awarded 10 timeouts as opposed to 3 for the opposing team. 5 - The Bears will be awarded a first down with each gain of three yards or more, instead of the usual ten yards.
** NAME CHANGE ** The Chicago Bears will be changed to the "Chicago Tampons" as they are only good for one period and have no second string.
** COACHING CHANGES ** Dave Wannstedt will be replaced by Monica Lewinsky. She will no doubt blow a few, but she certainly won't choke on the big ones!!!
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