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When you are sad, I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard/bitch who made you sad. When you are scared, I will laugh at you and tease you about it every chance I get. When you are worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be and to quit complaining. When you are confused, I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass. When you are sick, I will hold your hair while you pay homage to the porcelain god. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath; I pledge till the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend.
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